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Oprah Winfrey
Mér fannst þetta bara svo fokking fyndið að ég varð að deila þessu með ykkur!

"My finest warrior."
~ Adolf Hitler on Oprah

"She has learned well the ways of terror and malice."
~ Bunnies on Oprah

"You can spell I Whore Pan Fry from the name Oprah Winfrey"
~ Sir Alec Dow, Anagrammatist on Oprah

Oprah Winfrey (b. April 1, 1337 as Laqueesha Shequila Jackson) is the Anti-Christ, the Queen of Uglo-Americans, leader of the Federation of Furbies, and is now more powerful than God. She tells people Random Crap and they believe her. Perhaps she is huffing kittens. The founder of Oprahism is a creature seeking world domination. Disguised as an innocent piece of fried chicken, most people are not aware of her evil, cunning, and manipulative nature. According to expert powerologists such as Nietzsche, she has superhuman powers; this would make her a super villain. Oprah has the amazing ability to give everyone in the room some stuff while claiming to be not materialistic. Unbeknown to many, Oprah also had an affair with a marshmallow (which didn't last as Oprah quotes, "Hell, he was just too damn TASTY!")and spawned the beloved Pop 'n' Fresh.

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